You know you’re German when …
If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing
and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day
are we human or are we dancer and dasher and prancer and vixen and comet and cupid and donner and blitzen
Ellen is like hollywood’s quirky gay mom
I love her so much it hurts