when a bomb is about to go off in a movie
  • bomb: 0:05
  • five minutes later
  • bomb: 0:04

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

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exactable:

I wish I could illegally download clothes

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